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[lovetoreadmom]

I don't know about anyone else here, though I'm sure I could probably guess that all are like me on this issue, at least in some way.

I LOVE TO LAUGH!!!!!!!!   

Today, my DS came to me and said, "Mommy, I need to go to the post office to mail a letter.  May I borrow your car?"  Now my DS is 3-1/2yo, precocious, adventurous, sometimes rambunctuos, but generally a good boy.  I still don't think I could trust him with the car.   

Please . . . make me laugh some more.  Tell me stories of your DC . . . that you feel comfortable sharing, of course.   

Y'all have a GREAT day!!   
[humor]

[khix]

OK, I've got one!

Last week, I was in my room, trying on some clothes that a lady friend had given me.  My 4yo dd came in to watch.  She said how much she liked the clothes, and wished that she could wear them.  I told her, "When you get bigger, you can have them."  Her face lit up with happiness, and she said, "When you die?!"   (Yes, dear, when I die, you can have my clothes.)

(Gee, that makes me feel loved....my baby is looking forward to the day I die so she can have my clothes!)

[lovetoreadmom]

OK, I've got one!

Last week, I was in my room, trying on some clothes that a lady friend had given me.  My 4yo dd came in to watch.  She said how much she liked the clothes, and wished that she could wear them.  I told her, "When you get bigger, you can have them."  Her face lit up with happiness, and she said, "When you die?!"   (Yes, dear, when I die, you can have my clothes.)

(Gee, that makes me feel loved....my baby is looking forward to the day I die so she can have my clothes!)

That made me laugh!!      What a hilarious story!!  Thanks, khix!!   

[surrendermom23]

Ok, i've got a funny story although it may be hard to explain because none of you have actually met me in person but I have a disability that affect the way i walk and my balance. well, my daughter who is 22 months old decided that she was going to imitate the way i walk. it is the cutest thing. and now she always comes over to me and takes my hand and says, "mommy help, need help mommy?" and she will lead me through the house. SO PRECIOUS! thank you Dear Lord for my Child!!!

[BJ_BOBBI_JO]

When my youngest was age 2 she invented a new word all by herself. It was 'poopalater' pronounced as  "poop-a-later".

She proceeded to call objects, things, wildlife and ppl poopalater.

" Mommy is that a poopalter? Hi poopalater! I'm eating a poopalater.  Where is the poopalater?"

It was kind of like an all purpose word.

[lovetoreadmom]

Okay . . . here's another one.

Today, when I woke up DS from a little nap, I asked him if he wanted to come to the office w/ me to do something on the computer.  He said yes, and then I asked him, "Will you carry me?"  "No,"  he replied.  "Why not?"  I asked, trying to sound disappointed.     "Because I'm not old enough yet," was his answer.  Then I asked him, "When will you be old enough?"  He grinned,  "In five minutes."  Oh, just so little time to wait.  It will probably seem that short of time when I look up and see him looking down at me.  Sunrise, sunset . . . quickly fly the years.

[khix]

During the hot days without A/C after Hurricane Ike, my oldest dd said, "I'm so hot!  I want to go to Walmart, I want to go in a refrigerator, I want to go to Alaska!"

I'd say that was the quote of the year, for our household at least!

[denim&lace]

I know a place you could stay, Khix!   

Our baby was born with lots of hair.  She's been wearing the 'get the hair out of her eyes ponytail on top' hairstyle since she was 3 months old...  The first time we took the ponytail out and her hair was sticking straight up in a mohawk our oldest daughter said, "Hey Mom, look!  It's a babyasaurus!"   

Now I must go change a poopalater.   

[southmom2k]

My 23 month old and my 3 yr old were in the shopping cart. They kept squishing and "bonking" each other as they call it and this produced several screams out of each of them...As you can imagine, several people were watching! Well, my 23 month old stops and says "children, obey your parents in the Lord for this is right!" And then immediately goes back to screaming and yelling. LOL. If only she knew what that meant!!

[AndysJess]

I was just looking at the NGJ website.  I happened across pictures of the Pearls and their family...including the one of Gabe and Bekah with all of their children.  My daughter, Dylan (5) was standing beside me looking at the pictures.  When I zoomed in on the pic of the Anast family, Dylan exclaimed,  "Mom, they are rich of kids!!!"

[Suchender]

Heres one I got in my email.
This one is for everyone who...
a) has kids
b) had kids
c) was a kid
d) knows a kid
e) is going to have kids.
I guess that means all of us!!

DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS

I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed.  At one point she said, ‘Daddy, look at this’, and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, ‘Daddy's gonna eat your fingers’, pretending to eat them.

I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

I said, ‘What's wrong, honey?'

She replied, ‘What happened to my booger?'

[BJ_BOBBI_JO]

LOL @ the booger! Ewwwww!

[BettaGurl3]

LOL @ the booger! Ewwwww!

Ditto!! ROFLOL!

[Suchender]

DH and I got a kick  out of that one too.

[lovetoreadmom]

Heres one I got in my email.
This one is for everyone who...
a) has kids
b) had kids
c) was a kid
d) knows a kid
e) is going to have kids.
I guess that means all of us!!

DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS

I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed.  At one point she said, ‘Daddy, look at this’, and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, ‘Daddy's gonna eat your fingers’, pretending to eat them.

I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

I said, ‘What's wrong, honey?'

She replied, ‘What happened to my booger?'

Just got to read this . . . HILARIOUS!!   
Also, Suchender, I love your avatar.  It's beautiful!!

[ForeverGirl]

LOL about the fingers...

and yes, we ARE rich in kids.  Baby Anast #6 is due in February. 

Here's a few things my kids have come up with... mostly Honey Sunny, of course.


Absolute delight = "Broke my breath in half."

He's driving me nuts = "he's hawassing me."

Anything of sentimental value = "mama-oke, Daddi-oke, wagon-oke, milk-oke, goodnight-oke" etc...

Constipated poop = "Military Turds" (their Great Granddad claims to have served under a few of these. )

The never-seen-but-always-feared "Auto-spanker."

-Rebekah

[denim&lace]

Constipated poop = "Military Turds" (their Great Granddad claims to have served under a few of these. )

Hahaha LOL! 

[ridgerunner]

My DD (almost 3yo) recently saw someone smoking inside for the first time.  She yelled "Mommy, Uncle _____ has storm clouds coming out of his mouth!". 

[Suchender]

Heres one I got in my email.
This one is for everyone who...
a) has kids
b) had kids
c) was a kid
d) knows a kid
e) is going to have kids.
I guess that means all of us!!

DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS

I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed.  At one point she said, ‘Daddy, look at this’, and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, ‘Daddy's gonna eat your fingers’, pretending to eat them.

I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

I said, ‘What's wrong, honey?'

She replied, ‘What happened to my booger?'

   Just got to read this . . . HILARIOUS!!  
Also, Suchender, I love your avatar.  It's beautiful!!

Thanks, we took that picture down our raod last winter. My husband loves the snow

[BettaGurl3]

LOL about the fingers...

and yes, we ARE rich in kids.  Baby Anast #6 is due in February. 

Here's a few things my kids have come up with... mostly Honey Sunny, of course.


Absolute delight = "Broke my breath in half."

He's driving me nuts = "he's hawassing me."

Anything of sentimental value = "mama-oke, Daddi-oke, wagon-oke, milk-oke, goodnight-oke" etc...

Constipated poop = "Military Turds" (their Great Granddad claims to have served under a few of these. )

The never-seen-but-always-feared "Auto-spanker."

-Rebekah

ROFLOL! Little kids are sooo creative!

[~esposita~]

Here are a couple funnies from our house:

Phin (3 yo ds):  "Ah!  I got fer (forgot) my [whatever]"

Phin, watching his Papa mow the lawn with a hand mower:  "Abbi, isn't our Papa just so am-am-amazing?"

Phin, after finally accepting that girls just don't have, never did have, and never will have a p*nis:  Mama.  You pee out your butt.  And Abbi pees out her butt.  Girls pee out their butt." 

Abigail (4yo dd) instructing Phinehas in the ways of life: "Phin.  You can't marry me.  You have to marry a girl from aNOTHer family.  And I have to marry a boy from another family.  God just doesn't want you to marry someone from your own family.  Papa is Grampa and Gramma's son and Mama is Nonno and Mima's daughter; they are from DIFFerent families.  Thats why they got married."
                And Phin's response?  "Yeah!  Papa and Mama are friends!!!"

[lovetoreadmom]

Just love to read and share about the children.  You all have some GREAT stories!!

Here's one recently from my 5yo DS:

Daddy:  Son, why did the chicken cross the road?

Son:  The chicken shouldn't cross the road.  There's too many cars on it.

There was no hestiation in DS's answer.  His wit just popped out right away.

It was just so cute and funny!!

P.S.  Congrats, ForeverGirl, on baby #6!!   

[RunAmokFarm]

I am not quite sure how the conversation got started, but walking through Walmart a couple weeks ago, daughter (6) and daddy were talking.  He was explaining that "graffiti" is when other people spray-paint words or pictures all over other people's buildings, trains, or vehicles.  Without a moment's hesitation, Bri pipes up and says... "Uh.  Actually, that's called 'vandalism'."   

[BJ_BOBBI_JO]

Probably only those with a warped since of humor like me will enjoy this but here it goes anyways.

You have to understand the surroundings for it to be more funny. Last Friday night we were on a campout at a pond with the church people. A church campout.

I had my 2 kids and 3 of my great-nieces with me sleeping in a tent.

In the middle of the night the 7 year old great-niece lets out the explosive loud mega bomb type of gas in her sleep. It was so loud it woke up her 10 year old sister who suddenly and loudly began saying "I think she just pooped herself!" over and over. Loud enough the other church folks could have heard it. The 10 year old was half sleep and not all with it in her mind after being suddenly woke up by explosive gas emitting from her sister.  It was so funny how the 10 year old was reacting in her half awake state of mind. " I think she just pooped herself........"

[AndysDad]

Only parents can get away with so much potty humor.

After a hard day of parenting, I plopped down on the couch and grunted, "I'm pooped!"

My recently potty-trained son looked at me with great concern and replied,

"Then I guess you'd better go change your pants right away!"

--as told by Andy'sMom

[SC lady]

Duke enjoys himself much with his cowboy ways in contrast to my attempts to civilize the household. He got it into his head that since I thought manners were important he would teach the boys to politely verbalize their regrets for any noisy bodily functions in public.

So, at each sneeze, our youngest would dutifully say, "Oh, BLESS me!"

. . . . at each belch . . . "Oh, BLESS me!"

and at the inevitable sounding of the trombone (and this happened when my dad was over)
"Oh, BLESS me!"

The little guy's speech has become quite clear. My dad not only heard it, but nearly fell off of the couch laughing.

Oh, BLESS me! *blushing furiously*

[ladyhen]

While talking with my 4 yr old granddaughter on the phone I was telling her what I had done that day;  took my mother along and went shopping for school clothes for the two teens and went to lunch at a Chinese buffet. 

She listened to me tell her about our day and exclaimed, "Oh!" as though greatly impressed.   She then said to our son who was near her, "Your mom went out with Mema and they went to a Chinese restaurant."   My son gave an unimpressed grunt of acknowledgment.   

My granddaughter returned to the phone and said to me in an awed tone of voice, "Oh, grandma, I'm SO proud of you." 

 

[BJ_BOBBI_JO]

LOL @ all your stories.

[AndysDad]

My granddaughter returned to the phone and said to me in an awed tone of voice, "Oh,
Grandma, I'm SO proud of you!

We train them well, don't we!

[lovetoreadmom]

Okay, am I glad we live in the country.  Earlier this morning, my children asked to go outside.  I don't usually let them go by themselves b/c we have several dogs (and sometimes people) that walk through our property.    Anyway, I told them they could go out on the porch for a few minutes and wait for me b/c I had something I needed to do before coming out with them.

It had not been two mintues later and I look out the window to see the sprinkler on, their clothes and shoes spread out on the sidewalk, and two little kiddos running around in their birthday suits.   

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