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« Reply #30 on: August 20, 2009, 05:16:37 PM »
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It had not been two mintues later and I look out the window to see the sprinkler on, their clothes and shoes spread out on the sidewalk, and two little kiddos running around in their birthday suits.   Shocked
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« Reply #31 on: August 21, 2009, 01:10:39 PM »
Here is one for Gabe and Beka...

The other day I asked Phinehas (3 yo ds) to clear the table after some meal.  With a happy grin he replied, "Sure, Babe!"... only it came out, "Sure, Gabe!"  4 yo Abigail, laughed her 'thats a funny joke' laugh and retorted, "Gabe lives in Gallup, silly!"

(Phin is also the one who ran outside to greet Papa one day saying, "Hi, Lover!  How was your day?!" So... that is what I sound like...)
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« Reply #32 on: August 31, 2009, 10:12:29 PM »
My children and I were having  a conversation that somehow got on to talking about twins and triplets. When DD (2-1/2yo) asked what those were, I stopped and explained the concepts to her.  At that point, her eyes got as big as saucers  Shocked, and she replied, very matter-of-factly, "One baby is enough."  All I could do was laugh.  Smiley

                           Star Star Star Star Star Star Star Star Star Star

S"Mommy, what are we listening to?"
H:"The William Tell Overture."
pause
S:"Okay, what is it now?"
H:"An Overture for the Marriage of Figaro."
pause
S:"What now?"
H:"The 1812 Overture."
no pause
S:"I don't know why we have to listen to all these overtures."
Well, I guess there is my 2-1/2yo's opinion on Music Appreciation. Smiley

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DS#1 (5yo)"Mommy, it's going to take all night to get to the morning." Smiley Yep, and I'm going to enjoy the sleep all night until morning. Smiley
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« Reply #33 on: September 08, 2009, 02:39:05 PM »
Yesterday my 4yo dd was rolling around on the floor under and around my feet.   I finally asked her what she was doing and she told me she was rolling around in the pretend mud.   A few minutes later my brother and his wife walked past our window and dd heard them and said "I hope they don't come in here!"  Surprised at that sentiment, I asked her "why?" dd: "because you have to be pretend naked to role in the pretend mud and I am pretend naked!"

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« Reply #34 on: September 08, 2009, 04:14:24 PM »
That's funny Amy!  Grin
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« Reply #35 on: October 15, 2009, 01:54:38 PM »
Last night as we headed to bed I said, "Boy I'm glad it's bedtime, I just haven't felt like I'm all here today."
Daughter quipped, "Well, Mom, you are missing your appendix and a tooth."

(I just had my appendix out a few weeks ago and had a tooth pulled yesterday.)
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« Reply #36 on: October 15, 2009, 08:55:13 PM »
Quote from: denim&lace on October 15, 2009, 01:54:38 PM
Last night as we headed to bed I said, "Boy I'm glad it's bedtime, I just haven't felt like I'm all here today."
Daughter quipped, "Well, Mom, you are missing your appendix and a tooth."

(I just had my appendix out a few weeks ago and had a tooth pulled yesterday.)

So cute!!  Smiley
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« Reply #37 on: October 16, 2009, 08:43:23 AM »
Once while at Wal-Mart, my darling realized he was taking longer than expected and decided to have McDonald’s with the boys. I LOVE culture and try to raise my children to do the same, and I’m very sensitive to cultural issues and sayings. I was initially upset they had eaten out without me, UNTIL I heard this story:

8yo Allen sometimes talks very loudly. So, they’re in the middle of the MAC Donald’s (as my Grandma Jane would say) at the Wal-Mart, and Allen pipes up with, “CHINESE PEOPLE ARE CRAZY!” Do I need to tell you what would’ve happened to my boy, had I been there? Thankfully my darling is much better about such things and knows that’s not the best way to handle these issues, but I would’ve died a trillion deaths right then and there!! So he talked with him about it, sharing the things Allen loves that come from Chinese culture, to which Allen replies, “They stick needles in themselves and call it a pain reLEEEver!” LOL!  (((((HUGS)))))  sandi

ETA this is the same son that named his teddy bear Hot Lava...  Huh?
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« Reply #38 on: October 19, 2009, 09:30:24 PM »
My son is now 25 and married, but oh the laughs he gave us.  Someone gave him a David and Goliath tape set.  It told the story like you were there.  The man who played Goliath had a deep loud voice, etc.  He loved that tape and listened to it all the time.  His Dad told him to do something and he got really mad.  He was 2 at the time.  He pointed his finger at his Daddy and quoted... I will strike you down and cut off your head in the name of the Lord.   We did not laugh out loud and dealt with what was behind his quote, but we have sure laughed about it since then.  Then about 2 months later, I had the wooden spoon out and was going to deal out some needed swats.  He looked up at me and said, "What am I a dog that you come at me with sticks?"  The tape disappeared.  Smiley
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« Reply #39 on: October 20, 2009, 10:43:04 AM »
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My son is now 25 and married, but oh the laughs he gave us.  Someone gave him a David and Goliath tape set.  It told the story like you were there.  The man who played Goliath had a deep loud voice, etc.  He loved that tape and listened to it all the time.  His Dad told him to do something and he got really mad.  He was 2 at the time.  He pointed his finger at his Daddy and quoted... I will strike you down and cut off your head in the name of the Lord.   We did not laugh out loud and dealt with what was behind his quote, but we have sure laughed about it since then.  Then about 2 months later, I had the wooden spoon out and was going to deal out some needed swats.  He looked up at me and said, "What am I a dog that you come at me with sticks?"  The tape disappeared.  Smiley

ROFL!!!!!!!!  Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #40 on: October 21, 2009, 11:12:37 AM »
Quote from: FarmWife on October 19, 2009, 09:30:24 PM
My son is now 25 and married, but oh the laughs he gave us.  Someone gave him a David and Goliath tape set.  It told the story like you were there.  The man who played Goliath had a deep loud voice, etc.  He loved that tape and listened to it all the time.  His Dad told him to do something and he got really mad.  He was 2 at the time.  He pointed his finger at his Daddy and quoted... I will strike you down and cut off your head in the name of the Lord.   We did not laugh out loud and dealt with what was behind his quote, but we have sure laughed about it since then.  Then about 2 months later, I had the wooden spoon out and was going to deal out some needed swats.  He looked up at me and said, "What am I a dog that you come at me with sticks?"  The tape disappeared.  Smiley

AHHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!  I've not laughed so hard at something I've read in quite a while!  You had me eyes watering!  I've got to save that for when  DH gets home!!!!
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« Reply #41 on: October 23, 2009, 01:00:18 PM »
A few days ago I was in the grocery store and bought my DD a little container of grape juice and gave it to her in the checkout line as soon as it was scanned.  She usually drinks white grape juice.  She looked at it and said "Mommy is this wine?"  Shocked  Sooooo embarassing!
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« Reply #42 on: November 24, 2009, 05:07:03 PM »
I love this thread....

Today 5yo dd runs into the kitchen with an urgent look on her face.  "Mom, I need some money!"  Me, curious about her need asked why.  She said, "So I can put it in Daddy's birthday card, it is is 5 months you know!" ( Its in Jan.)
 I smiled and laughed inside and said, "Well then we better get busy getting ready." with much enthusiasm. Wink  We taped 2 quarters to her sweet card and I guess we will be preparing for his birthday for days to come. LOL
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« Reply #43 on: November 24, 2009, 06:04:59 PM »
Let me preface this story by saying that we normally eat peas straight out of our garden and still in the pod. So we don't see many shelled peas around here.

So the other day my dd, myself and my grandma were eating lunch at a restaurant. My dd was chattering away when suddenly she got very quiet and then held up a (shelled) pea and asked:

"mom, what's this?"

"That's a pea" I said

**huge eyes and very concerned look from dd**

"But mom! Pea goes in the potty!!"

It took me a minute to stop laughing before I could explain.
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« Reply #44 on: November 24, 2009, 09:49:10 PM »
Tonight, as I gave our 5yo dd a bath, she was playing with the giant plastic tumbler cup and experimenting with trapping the air in it and seeing how it behaved in and against the water.

I of course had to challenge her brain, and asked, "Why does the cup sink when it has water in it?"

Dd: "Because there's no air in it!" as though I should have known that already.

Me: "Well, when it has air in it, why does it float, and why does it bounce up right away when you trap the air in it upside-down and force it to the bottom of the tub, then let it go?"

Dd, screwing up her eyebrows, looking like she has the most pathetically ignorant mother in the county: "Because the air is lighter than the water."  Then, pleadingly, "Mom?"

Me: "Yes?"

Dd: "Can you give me a hard test?"

Me: "Sure. Um, explain the molecular structure of water."

Dd: (stare)

So I used my head to show the oxygen atom and two fists making "h" in sign language on top of my head, like mickey mouse ears, for the hydrogens, and explained that they got together to make a water molecule. She enjoyed it, and promptly asked, "Can we talk about something else now?" And I thought I had just begun on a real roll here. Sigh.
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« Reply #45 on: November 25, 2009, 07:51:49 AM »
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And I thought I had just begun on a real roll here. Sigh.

Can I just say how impressed I am that you came up with a way to demonstrate to her the molecular structure of water?  I wouldn't have thought of it...  Grin
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« Reply #46 on: January 26, 2010, 02:34:28 PM »
Our ds3 keeps me smiling no matter what kind of day we are having!  For the past few months he has been saying  "you are my best, I love you!" Kiss   Then, the other day he looked at me and said it again...then thought for a minute and said "what does best mean?"  We thought he was being sweet, but he had no idea what he was saying!  Cheesy
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« Reply #47 on: January 29, 2010, 03:01:27 PM »
A few days ago my 3yo DD got out of bed and unzipped her sleeper and yelled "MOMMY I'm naked under my clothes!!"   Cheesy   LOL she was so shocked! 

I said "I know baby, we all are."  She looked at me accusingly and said "You told me we're not s'posed to run around naked!!".  HAHahaha
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« Reply #48 on: February 01, 2010, 08:31:02 PM »
Quote from: ridgerunner on January 29, 2010, 03:01:27 PM
A few days ago my 3yo DD got out of bed and unzipped her sleeper and yelled "MOMMY I'm naked under my clothes!!"   Cheesy   LOL she was so shocked! 

I said "I know baby, we all are."  She looked at me accusingly and said "You told me we're not s'posed to run around naked!!".  HAHahaha

That sounds like my DD, who also happens to be 3yo.  That was really funny!  Smiley  Thanks for sharing!  Smiley
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« Reply #49 on: February 01, 2010, 10:08:06 PM »
LOL! That sounds like something my kids would say.
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While I was on the missions trip in Jamaica a few weeks back I was sitting with a group of kids outside in this very poor village that had no road  and a ton of bad poverty. But that did not stop the kids from playing and acting like children and having fun. They kind of put me to shame by being dressed in their very best to come to VBS that day while we were in our regular comfortable clothing due to the heat and not having enough luggage weight on the airline.

Anyways one of the little girls was the leader of a group of fun loving kids and kept asking me silly questions just so see how me the funny American would answer the questions. Im not sure what all I said yes to when they asked me if I ate such and such, the accent and patios is not always easy for me to grasp. So because we had trouble understanding their patios language and accents they were able to trick us. So one of the silly questions they asked me was:

"do you eat spring chicken?"

except for they said the word "spring" so fast I hardly knew they said it since I was struggling just to understand the accent. So I said somehting like "yes I eat chicken"

which made them all laugh and point at me. Of course I felt like a total weirdo after that wondering what I said. The main girl finally admitted to me that a spring chicken was a bull frog and is considered to be really yucky to eat. LOL  Kids are kids no matter what country they are in. I later found out this is a common game the kids like playing on outsiders for good clean fun. I didnt mind, it was fun.
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« Reply #50 on: March 11, 2010, 02:40:38 PM »
I was just watching Mo playing in front of the mirror, chattering to her own reflection. I asked, "Are you playing pretend?" She replied, "I'm talking to Bob." looked back at the mirror and said, "Our poor, poor cat!

LOL!  I'm still wondering what happened to her pretend cat.   Cheesy
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« Reply #51 on: March 11, 2010, 03:04:08 PM »
Quote from: denim&lace on March 11, 2010, 02:40:38 PM
I was just watching Mo playing in front of the mirror, chattering to her own reflection. I asked, "Are you playing pretend?" She replied, "I'm talking to Bob." looked back at the mirror and said, "Our poor, poor cat!

LOL!  I'm still wondering what happened to her pretend cat.   Cheesy

LOL
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« Reply #52 on: March 16, 2010, 01:39:22 PM »
DD was laying in the floor last night looking up at her aquarium, and this conversation ensued.

DD: Mommy, can Jesus come over and look at my aquarium?
Me: Well... Jesus is going to come take us to his house someday.
DD: Can I pet Jesus's horses?

I don't know what made her decide that Jesus keeps horses, but since I don't know that he doesn't I didn't tell her any different. LOL   Grin
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« Reply #53 on: March 16, 2010, 02:08:39 PM »
Well, the Bible says he is going to ride a horse in the last battle... so I would guess he keeps horses!   Wink
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« Reply #54 on: March 16, 2010, 02:30:58 PM »
Quote from: denim&lace on March 16, 2010, 02:08:39 PM
Well, the Bible says he is going to ride a horse in the last battle... so I would guess he keeps horses!   Wink

Good point D&L!
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« Reply #55 on: March 18, 2010, 12:57:23 AM »
yesterday my 3yr old says:

"Mommy, please roll up my leg sleeves, I keep walking on them!" Grin Grin
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« Reply #56 on: March 18, 2010, 10:42:21 AM »
Quote from: ridgerunner on March 16, 2010, 02:30:58 PM
Quote from: denim&lace on March 16, 2010, 02:08:39 PM
Well, the Bible says he is going to ride a horse in the last battle... so I would guess he keeps horses!   Wink

Good point D&L!

My Daddy use to say that when he gets to heaven he'd be happy with a bunk in the barn and the job of taking care of and watching over that horse.  Grin
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« Reply #57 on: March 18, 2010, 11:58:10 AM »
Quote from: denim&lace on March 18, 2010, 10:42:21 AM
Quote from: ridgerunner on March 16, 2010, 02:30:58 PM
Quote from: denim&lace on March 16, 2010, 02:08:39 PM
Well, the Bible says he is going to ride a horse in the last battle... so I would guess he keeps horses!   Wink

Good point D&L!

My Daddy use to say that when he gets to heaven he'd be happy with a bunk in the barn and the job of taking care of and watching over that horse.  Grin

The way DD is talking it looks like your Daddy will have a helper. Smiley'

BTW - love the leg sleeves horsemamma! 
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« Reply #58 on: April 25, 2010, 10:05:24 AM »
Dd tries so hard to get her rough and tumble little brother to play house with her.  Today, she was bragging on her brother and said
 "Mom, we ran out of wipes for our baby so Justin just wiped her booty with his gun"   ROTFL Cheesy Cheesy

She was so sincere and encouraging. Cheesy
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« Reply #59 on: April 25, 2010, 10:11:30 AM »
Quote from: Monita on April 25, 2010, 10:05:24 AM
Dd tries so hard to get her rough and tumble little brother to play house with her.  Today, she was bragging on her brother and said
 "Mom, we ran out of wipes for our baby so Justin just wiped her booty with his gun"   ROTFL Cheesy Cheesy


I am really trying to picture this!  That sounds so funny!! Smiley
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